The Ninth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Blank Check Productions / Talkhouse

Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Comedy, Film Reviews

4.6 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2024

⏱️ 165 minutes

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Summary

The pomp. The pageantry. The awkwardness of trying to shoehorn any of this year’s Oscar nominees into “Moon River” - that’s right, folks. The Blankies (and host Griffy Crystal) are back! Joe Reid of “This Had Oscar Buzz” joins us once again to celebrate the momentous year in cinema that was 2023. We’re handing out fake awards, making outrageous claims, and we’ve got a special musical performance that brings the house down. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	Live from Brooklyn. It's the 9th annual Blank Shock awards.
0:09.0	Live from Brooklyn. It's the ninth annual Blank Chuck Awards. And now your host for this evening, Song and Dance Man, Griffin Newman.
0:40.0	What a wonderful night for blankies, blankies, blankies, who will win?
0:48.0	Mm-bop, Inhymmer, um-bop, Inhymmer, um- bop, inhimer do, yeah,
0:56.0	Umm bop, inhimer dude up.
0:59.0	Inhaimer, duh, inhaimer, do'm a new, yeah.
1:05.0	Killers of the Flower Moon River.
1:10.0	Movies very long. Genocide is sad my friends.
1:17.0	I'm being the audience where they're like,
1:20.0	these are sort of a bridge, these are little snippets, right, sure, sure, sure.
1:23.0	You ain't nothing but a poor thing.
1:25.0	Wow.
1:26.0	Fucking all the time.
1:28.0	You ain't nothing but a poor thing.
1:30.0	Fucking all the time.
1:32.0	And Billy pitched that.
1:33.0	Pitched that.
1:34.0	You know, Ruff flows a cow, but it ain't no care of mine.
1:38.0	Billy actually faxed that one to Kimmel.
1:40.0	Yeah.
1:41.0	Hold on over.
1:42.0	Oh wow. Oh wow. Hold on. Yeah, hold on over, hold on over baby, hold on over, hold on over, baby,
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