Hello everyone. Welcome back to another episode with the crime and coffee couple. My name's Allison. And my name's Mike. Hi, Mike. Hey, Al. How are you? I'm doing pretty well. How are you? All right. What's you laughing about? Once again, we are starting this podcast and our dog is licking her behind quarters. Yeah and I swear she doesn't do this all day around everything

else. But if you're watching on the video on Spotify or YouTube, she's going to town on herself.

She's nose deep up in that church. And you know why my favorite joke about that is you know why dogs

look themselves. Because they can. Right. Right. So in other news, I am officially wearing reading

glasses. Oh, yeah. Are you active right now? Yes, right now. Welcome to 45. Yeah. And why don't you

tell our viewers how many different pairs you've bought so far? Well, you know, one just never knows which

type to get in terms of strength. So one sometimes has to experiment with different

strengths. So I purchased three different strengths. And how many total glasses does that?

Nine. Nine. Nine pairs of glasses in all of those. So luckily, Amazon will just send you anything.

You order it and it's in your mailbox the next day. Well, because they were groupings of three and they were only $8 a pop. So, okay, fine. I wasted $16 shame on me.

I can donate them. Maybe somebody else could use them. You could return them.

Yeah. I don't know about that. Because that. Who's doing that?

That requires you to go somewhere and like return

them talk to a human being i don't i don't do that yeah that's not not up your alley no yeah

so you're officially older with uh i think people call them cheaters cheaters readers readers whatever

you want to call them they're on my face do these work now with these officially? Oh, yeah.

When I'm looking up at the camera, it's very blurry, but that's all right.

You're not going to be looking that much.

That's all right.

No, I'll still be looking, but it helps me see my computer much better.

That's good.

That's good. we're other crime and coffee couple. We like to view it as like sitting around a coffee table with some of your friends. Like we're just real. Like we're just kind of say what we're thinking

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