This is my theory about why we need to replace alcohol culture with weed culture and

college campuses because what we need is a bunch of frats that overconsume and end up just like

with couch lock talking about society.

Welcome to Your Wrong About, the podcast that takes you to McDonald's and never provides an

alibi. I understand it. I don't know what it means. I don't want to do that to people.

I was trying to turn the McDonald's trip the hamburgers into a metaphor but I don't know

what it's a metaphor for. Well, it's for us being O.J. Simpson which is the part that gives me

a lot of people. Welcome to Your Wrong About, the show where your co-hosts try not to compare themselves

to a murderer. There you go. I don't know. I do it sometimes. That's true. I'm purpose but

too wrong tag lines. Yes. I am Michael Hobbs. I'm a reporter for The Having Impost.

I'm Sarah Marshall. I'm researching a book on the Satanic Panic. We are on Patreon at patreon.com.

Slash Your Wrong About and lots of other places. We have some cute tote bags for you.

And today we're talking about Cato Kaelin again, right? Yes. Are you excited? Yes, because I want to

know the end of the mystery. I want to know what the alibi is. Why do you think you're going to get

answers to anything? This is so adorable and optimistic. You're like, I'm going to get the golden ticket.

Where should we start? I want to start with you recapping what we have learned about

Cato Kaelin most recently. Tell us factually, but also tell us what are your perceptions?

So Cato Kaelin grew up in a happy Catholic middle-class home in a pretty functional family.

As far as we know. Yes. Everything is a functional family as far as we know. Yes.

And he sort of bounced through life without a lot of his struggles kind of seeming to internalize.

Within him, he seems to have just kind of gone from job to stand up comedy to acting a little

bit willy nilly and attracted people around him. Also kind of just like a rolling snowball picking

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