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Yeah. I was telling Sammy, you know, I was starting to think, like,

how am I going to tell Sammy once commonly gets elected that I'm not sure the show is like what it used

to be. We'll have to reiterate it. And then, of course, she didn't get elected. And I was like,

oh, no, the show is even more valuable than it was before because America is such a weird-ass place.

I think this is something that we were going to, you know, we didn't discuss that we were

going to talk about this on the show, but we did discuss this off the show.

You know, when you said that, you know, I've been thinking, too, like, you know, what, if she

gets elected, the opportunities may just change, you know, maybe there's a, maybe they would invite influencers or creators into the

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