Good afternoon and welcome to the podcast, Lotus Eater's episode 1,131.

I'm your host Harry, joined today by Bo and a returning guest Tom Rousal, otherwise known as Survive the Jive.

How are you doing, my friend?

Not too bad at all, thanks, Harry.

Yeah, wonderful.

Thank you for coming down to the studio.

And today we're going to be talking about the hidden ninja menace and how the UK government are finally solving it. I know this is something that's been on the tip of all of our tongues for a long while.

We're going to be talking about J.D. Vance's visit to Greenland and the geopolitical implications of that.

And we're going to be having a discussion on 23 and me as well, as far as I'm aware.

So if you're in a gold tier membership on the website,

we do have the gold tier Zoom call later on and Dan will be making his longer waited debut for

that. So if you've ever felt like talking to Dan and you've got a gold membership,

then make sure to come by at three and you can have a lovely little chat with him,

which I'm sure will go very well.

And he won't spew any nonsense. That's part of the fun of it actually really, isn't it?

With that anything that you would like to say, gentlemen, before we get started?

Let's get started again.

All right. Okay, so finally, the UK government, the most serious institution in the entire world is tackling the

hidden menace that has been behind every street corner terrorizing youths for untold generations

in our country especially on the streets of London the ninjas finally here

Starmer and the Labor government is tackling our ninja problem.

It's been a big one, I know. They came here about 1948. They were shipped over from Japan

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