Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters episode 1,134 on today, Wednesday the 2nd of April.

I'm your host, Harry, joined today by Carl and Dan.

Hi, chaps.

Who I believe has mostly recovered.

Oh yeah, I'm fine now.

Oh, he's fine now.

It's great.

We'll get you reading some Shakespeare later in that case.

You should be able to handle it this time.

Maybe you're some Shakespeare later in that case. You should be able to handle it this time. Maybe it was don't get.

Well, things I was actually ill and you and Josh screwed it up.

In fact, did you see they made a clip of it as well.

Well, I didn't screw it up.

I did amazing.

Look gigacad pictures underneath me while I was reading it.

They've done a TikTok if you were just screwing it up as well. With Vine Boom edits as well, yeah, but Josh had no excuse. You were at least ill.

Josh just can't talk. Josh can't read. There's a reason we don't see him reading around the office.

Anyway, I've never seen Josh reading a book, if I'm honest, and I'm sure he does. Have you?

No. Yeah, I know. Interesting. Interesting.

Take that information and do with it as you will.

So today we're going to be discussing the establishment obsession with adolescence.

The two-tier justice system being smacked down by Keir Stama of all people.

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