Hi Matt, look, thanks for jumping on the phone with me.

Alice isn't here yet, but I thought I needed to do some due diligence really because, you know, we've worked together before we did pottery through together, but I won that, so she's a little bit, you know.

But I've had some rumors, and I'm just wondering, you know, what's she really like to work with.

I mean this is difficult.

I've worked with her for three years obviously I feel loyal but she is late all the time

and her excuses are just

doesn't make any sense.

Well she's not here now right? I mean within 15 minutes or something.

The last show I recorded with her she was three hours late and she blamed the dog.

She hasn't got a dog.

The other thing just so that you should know is she's very bad at accents and I'll tell you this much,

she cannot take feedback about it. So if the Irishman sounds Japanese just keep

schum and just a tip, she does get ratty and it's not an if.

Yeah.

She needs to eat every hour on the hour and you need to feed her.

Actually feed her.

Yes, like a child.

What with?

If it's a banana you have to peel it and just sort of move it towards her and then she'll eat.

Do I have to say, do I have to say stuff like his a nana, that kind of thing?

Or can I, can I, don't look her in the eye though, she hates it?

Matt, I've got to go because I can just see her on the other side of the glass now in the studio, so, um...

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