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I'm Granny's pet Pegasus.

If you struggle with falling asleep,

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It's called Sleep Whispers,

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See you later. Good evening, children. It's Granny Mcduff, ready with a story. So make

yourself comfy and I'll begin. Once upon a time, the rooster said to the hen,

now is the time when our berries and nuts are ripe.

So, let us go to the hill and eat our fill before the squirrel takes them all away.

Yes, replied the hen. Let us go.

And so they went to the hill at sunrise, and it was such a beautiful day that they stayed until the evening.

Now, I do not know whether it was because they had eaten far too much or whether they were just too

tired. They did not want to walk home on foot. The rooster, being quite handy, built a little

carriage out of nutshells. When it was finished, the hen

climbed up, took a seat and said to the rooster, you may harness yourself to it and take me home.

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