The Reverse Raymond Briggs

The Bugle

Andy Zaltzman, Satire, Tiff Stevenson, Test Match Special, The Gargle, John Oliver, Hari Kondabolu, Nish Kumar, Chris Addison, Politics, Top Stories, The Last Post, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Alice Fraser, Urncast

4.8 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

The UK's most exciting election race of all time is ip and running! The Bugle has an exclusive update. Plus, gay animals are attacking our children, apparently. Andy is with Josie Long and Tom Ballard.

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This episode was presented and written by:

Andy Zaltzman
Tom Ballard
Josie Long

And producer by Chris Skinner and Laura Turner

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0:00.0	The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.
0:10.0	Hello Bugle! The Bugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.
0:14.0	Hello Buglers, I am Andy's Altman and welcome to issue 4,304 of the
0:20.0	Bugle, not only the world's leading and only
0:22.6	audio newspaper for a visual world, but also
0:25.2	the universe's sole remaining source of A,
0:27.7	independently verifiable bullshit.
0:29.4	B, coded messages about the forthcoming rapture.
0:32.1	Any day in the next 120,000 years I'm told.
0:34.4	Sorry that was supposed to be in code.
0:35.6	And above all, see subliminal hair and fashion tips.
0:38.9	If you play this episode backwards, you will find out how to make your hair be as lusiously receded as mine and you'll also find
0:45.5	out the best parts of your body to use trousers on. It's the 24th of May 2024 I'm in the shed of
0:51.3	incorrigible truth here in South London and if I open the door what can you hear hang on I'll just open the door
1:00.6	There, it's the sound of democracy in the London air, for we are now just six short, actually long, weeks away from the uncorking of the sacred milkshake of democratic freedom once again. We will load that milkshake into a water
1:15.1	pistol and we will squirt it into the eyeballs of destiny so to speak because here in Britain it's
1:20.9	election time and joining me to analyze exactly what the ancient Greeks
1:23.8	have unwittingly unleashed on us mid-2020s United King Domians I'm joined by two people
1:29.6	that I have voted personally onto the bugle this week.
1:32.8	Joining me from Glasgow, it's seasoned voter Josie Long.
1:36.6	Hello, Josie.
1:38.4	Hello, my pencil is ready and my fingers are itchy,
	...

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