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The Penumbra Podcast

The Rita Minute 4: 4Ever Love

The Penumbra Podcast

Harley Takagi Kaner and Kevin Vibert

Fiction, Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy, Science Fiction

4.93.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

It's Forever-Love Day and Rita doesn't have a date! Can she, Jet, the Ruby 7, and an uncaring and manipulative dating app prove love is real in twenty-five minutes or less? (Trigger warnings can be found at the bottom of this episode description and at the end of the transcript.) ------- You can find all of our transcripts here: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1bnWLw5dTW4l9A0bmOMzEiy6XqqsXHHi_ Transcripts will come out along with the public release of the episode. On staff at the Penumbra: Kat Buckingham -- Head of Merchandise and Outreach Alice Chuang -- Head of Design Melissa DeJesus -- Script editing team Harley Takagi Kaner -- Co-creator, Head of Episode Development, Director, Sound designer Noah Simes -- Production manager Grahame Turner -- Script editing team Kevin Vibert -- Co-creator, Head of Operations, Lead writer Ryan Vibert -- Composer and performer of original music Recorded by Jimmy Corbett at The Bridge Sound & Stage -------- Attribution: reCreation by airtone (c) copyright 2019 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/airtone/59721 circus man by Jeris (c) copyright 2012 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/VJ_Memes/37243 Ft: A.M. mews by MommaLuv SKyTower “Hot Spring 2.wav” by Greencouch https://freesound.org/people/Greencouch/sounds/103562/ “Bottle cork in and out 2012-1-4.wav” by Kyster https://freesound.org/people/Kyster/sounds/140615/ “[Remix] hot tub loop” by AnLorenzo https://freesound.org/people/AnLorenzo/sounds/339514/https://freesound.org/people/AnLorenzo/sounds/33951 Bossa Antigua Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --------- Trigger warnings: - Enclosed/claustrophobic spaces - Violence and threats of violence

Transcript

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0:00.0

I hope you got someone to kiss today, because I ain't got nobody.

0:08.4

Now I know what you're probably thinking.

0:12.8

Rita, you left to join the Arinco...

0:15.2

I mean, the Arinco Summer Camp almost a year ago now.

0:18.7

What do you mean you ain't smooching always?

0:20.5

And also, it ain't been some of the months.

0:22.5

Well, Franny, sometimes things are complicated.

0:25.9

Love.

0:26.9

La more.

0:28.9

Which is a stream I saw once about three people in love,

0:31.0

but then there's this fourth one who's only in love with two of them.

0:33.3

And a fifth one who's in love with all four,

0:34.9

but only the second one's in love with him.

0:36.4

Which is too bad because number five's only in love with all four of the rest, you know?

0:39.6

Like, as a set.

0:40.6

And, well, it's complicated.

0:42.7

Kinda like love, coincidentally.

0:44.8

It ain't like a girl hasn't tried either.

0:47.6

It all started this one.

0:48.6

A few hours after most of the summer camp left to go on smooch cruises of their own.

0:53.1

Rita, if you call on me and ransom are doing a smooch cruise,

0:56.7

one more time I'm gonna be sick all over my comms.

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