The Secret Cult of Dress To Impress... UNMASKED!

Game Theory

The Game Theorists

Games, Leisure

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2025

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Join Game Theory Host Tom as he UNMASKS the secret cult hiding in Roblox Dress to Impress!

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0:30.1	Dress to impress is officially a horror game.
0:33.4	That's right, the Roblox Runway Simulator has released a Halloween-inspired update, and with it are a bunch of new levels that turn the cutesy dressing rooms into haunted houses and hospitals filled with monsters.
0:45.1	But wherever there's horror, you know that game theory isn't far behind, because that can only mean one thing.
1:18.2	Law. Hello, internet. welcome to Game Theory, the show that's so fashionable, it's spooky.
1:23.2	Yes, I know I'm a little late for Halloween, but it's actually Halloween as I'm writing this episode,
1:31.1	and that means that every game has released their Halloween updates, including the surprise Game Theory hit of 2024, Dress to Impress.
1:36.8	And it really was a surprise because on the surface, it appears to just be like any other runway simulator.
1:42.9	Pick an outfit based on the theme and watch all of your hard work go to waste as you're outvoted for host of Slay Theory, Mat Pack. But, unexpectedly, hidden behind the
1:45.3	catwalk curtain was a mountain of dark hidden law. Yep, I was as surprised as you are. As we discovered
1:52.1	last time, the law focused around the NPC nail lady Lana and her struggle to pay her
1:57.4	medical bills after a terminal illness leading to her joining a cult run
2:01.2	by the ever mysterious villain Agamemnon.
2:03.8	Or as I like to affectionately call him, Aggie!
2:06.2	Because there ain't no way I'm saying Agamemnon hundreds of times in one episode.
2:09.9	By using Lerner's diary entries, Roblox account bios, and a smattering of Greek mythology,
2:14.6	we realized that Aggie was using similar tactics to Agamemnon from the Trojan War mythology.
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