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You blink your eyes, slowly open. Where are you? Oh, yes, you're tucked snugly in your

bunk at Camp Wileaway. What time is it? After midnight. The porch light filters through

the old fabric of the curtains, casting the dimest orange glow across the road. So dim, it's

hard to see anything but shadows. Shadows. You find yourself staring at the shadows, especially

that one over in the far corner. And as you stare your heart begins to beat fast and

faster. You wait for it for that something. There's something you've seen before and the

shadows over there. You're certain that any moment now is going to appear and then it's

going to move. It's going to float across the room toward you. And when it does, all you'll

want to do is scream. Cry out for help. Scramble up and run away. But you know, you know you

won't be able to. That's one of the powers of the Shadow Man.

This is the Camp Monsters Podcast. Of course, there are other things besides the Shadow

Man that have the power to freeze people in one place. A Yeti cooler, for instance. Don't

believe me? Then watch what happens at your next big summer picnic. You'll pull out

your Yeti cooler. Let's say it's a Yeti Hopper M30, like mine. Someone will chaut over

from playing Flagfoot ball to get nice cold drink. Then the kids will run up from swimming

in the lake and rummage for one of the snacks you brought. Dad will take a break from the

grill to grab something cool and you'll notice the circle around your Yeti cooler is growing.

Things and family gravitating toward this source of icy relief from the heat of summer fun.

And since it's your cooler, you'll be right at the heart of it. Thanks Yeti.

Well, here we are. Around the fire, Camp Wile away in Southern Wisconsin. Before you

search the internet for it, I should remind you that all the camps and campers mentioned

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