The Shart Heard Round The World | Your Mom's House Ep. 761

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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0:31.0	Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
0:35.0	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:47.6	Welcome to one of the most important programs you're going to watch in a while. If this is your first time watching or listening, you are in for conversations that matter that inform you and that frankly will change the way you see the world.
0:58.5	So thank you for joining your mom's house. I have a start with it I mean there's no are you really going to
1:04.8	go into this now even before the opening it's that important yeah I'm honored
1:09.6	that you honor me in this way m-m-h fashion fashion well here we go I'm just gonna say and I'm gonna get
1:15.8	into it I was alone with the kids on no this is not you oh I'm sorry oh that's a
1:21.8	bigger deal I've got that on my brain yeah I know I know I know I'm sorry. Oh, that's a bigger deal. I've got that on my brain. Yeah, I know. I know. Oh, this is to address the fact that I has a list right now.
1:28.0	Oh, you wanted to tell the audience what's going on? I just came from the orthodontist.
1:32.9	This is a dental update.
1:34.6	And he told me that I've been too slack with my invisaline.
1:38.5	Slack, slack.
1:39.6	So you can hear the lift, because my tongue slides against the plastic but he was like if you
1:46.2	don't start wearing your inviselines then you're never going to
1:50.1	their teeth aren't going to threaten out. You're going to threaten out.
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