"The Skin Expert" with Mo Fry Pasic

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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What's the craziest thing you've ever put on your face? We're talking vampire facials, pee on your face for clearer skin and black people with freckles with Mo Fry Pasic. Sydnee talks about accidentally dating a homeless man. Put on a face mask & pull up a chair! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, hi hi hi welcome to the unofficial expert podcast with Sydney and Marie. Oh my goodness how you doing how you doing?
0:11.6	Sydney I really like you in Stripes.
0:13.7	Really?
0:14.3	I feel like I'm like the burglar right now.
0:16.9	Legit.
0:17.9	Like the black burglar.
0:19.3	You do look like you steal.
0:20.1	You never say black burglar.
0:21.4	That's like, yeah, what's the word?
0:23.9	It's redundant.
0:24.7	It's redundant.
0:27.1	No, but the hamburger was purple.
0:29.8	Purple wasn't he?
0:30.6	No, that's the hamburger was white. Really? Also there was a lady
0:34.8	hamburger who like crawled through the drive-thru window of a McDonald's and
0:39.1	stolen stuff. She was definitely black. Oh, she was very black. She was mad black. She was like skin. And I saw her I saw the video I was like sis. I know she went back and got like more
0:47.4	I said come on now you're just being greedy girl I can see if you hungry you can't afford it but that she's getting some of the
0:54.2	homies she crawled through the window of a McDonald's drive through like she got
0:58.8	out of her car and crawled in and like got like a McFlurry and then like a bunch of stuff.
1:04.1	She said y'all gonna learn today.
1:05.6	She's like the machine's not broken right now.
1:07.2	Okay.
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