From Liverpool, from Liverpool, we need to talk about ghosts with Kevin Eustace.

Yes, it's Monday, and by now we all know what that means, don't we?

It's not just the day after Sunday, it's not just the day before

Tuesday. What it is is it's a chance for us all to get together, not like literally, because we

couldn't hire a hall big enough. Well, we could, but we're not going to do instead is we're going

to listen to me, talk to you about ghosts. I don't know why I don't that accent. Anyway, that's the point of the show.

If you're new to the show, you've probably already turned off, so bye.

And if you're not, then thank you for staying around as you always do, you wonderful, beautiful, and dare I say sexy people.

So what have we got in store for today?

All the usual madness and e.

How quirky did that sound?

Oh, he's a shock jock. All the usual madness and quirkiness. Ooh. Squirting water out of a bowtie. None of that. Anyway, but we do have all the usual stuff. We're going to say thank you to our wonderful patrons via the medium of song. We're then going to have a paranormal review where I review something

which is paranormal so that you don't have to. And then of course we'll have your true paranormal

experiences which will be read out by moi, me. Hello, hello, I'm Kev. And then after that we'll

visit the dark and dingy yet beautiful and very fragrant.

Corner, which is owned by Becca, where she does nothing but plow through the fields of Reddit all day, every day,

trying to find something paranormal to scare us all with.

And again, if you hear anything squeaky, it's not my bowels.

It's me heel on this chair.

I need a new chair. Or I need to stop wearing leather heels. leather heels. rubber heels. Against a metal chair, footrest thingy. Because it will squeak. I've learnt this. It will squeak. Or I should WD.40 my feet.

Anyway, let's move quickly on and say a huge thank you to our wonderful newest Patrions.

Now, when you sign up to Patreon, I know what you're all asking.

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