And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who had a great Mother's Day. but in a way aren't we all and yes I said great Mother's Day and I'll tell you why in a minute

But boy oh boy and we are not on Milleronia today because of Mother's Day

But Colonel Jeff and I are here at Stately Miller Manor, and we're in the studio

here at Miller Manor, and everyone's happy and Ozzy and Maggie the doggies are here in the

studio with us as ever and it's beautiful out here in Southern California and we're happy and we're making

another show that which makes us happy it's a it's a great blessing folks and I

hope you all feel the same way and you enjoy listening and oh but once again that music makes me just chipper it and the colonel's the same way of course that's the Paul Robeson Orchestra and the Ava Gardner

dancers featuring boy tenor George Carlin asking the musical question when

someone asks you a penny for your thoughts and you put

your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Well that's a heck of a question. Not surprisingly anything from George

Carlin, God bless him was, well it was always nifty. It was just, what a mind and

what a heart he had and still does. Well you know first of all George good question and it

I think and I asked the colonel this too and we agreed that used to be in days past that each of those pennies was used to weigh down the tone arm of every record player in America.

And we had one in our house that did that.

My dad, God bless him, we got a Fisher stereo, which was a big deal thing in 1960 or so when,

when my mom and dad went and got one of those, I think my dad brought it home and, well, a pretty official stereo unit there and we had

one was an FM tuner I think if that's the right word I think it is and the other was well a record player a turntable

That went into a different place a sliding drawer in the

only problem was and he got it is that called a credenza and

the only problem was and he hooked that up with

Julie Fink from down the block

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