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So ever since Trump's Liberation Day tariff announcement,

the global economy has been on a roller coaster ride of stupid.

First, the stock market crashed in one of the worst sell-offs since World War II.

And people have been scrambling to buy iPhones and olive oil before the tariffs jacked up their prices higher than eggs.

Of course, I got all three, so I'm all ready to make the world's worst, crunchiest sandwich.

Nintendo even delayed pre-orders for the Switch, too.

Oh yeah, now Trump is really f***ed up.

Sure, we're mad at you for sending innocent people to Salvadoran megaprisons,

disappearing college students off the street and firing the

scientists who are curing cancer. But delaying the release date of Metroid Prime 4, now you're done

f***ed up, Donkey Kong old Trump. Donkey, Donkey, don't, Donald E Kong. Donald E. Kong each,

Donkey Donald Trump is probably, these tariffs were so destructive that just an internet

rumor that Trump might pause them sent the market up trillions momentarily before it suddenly

plummeted again. I mean, the tariffs are so dumb, so insane, and so self-destructive that even

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