The Terminal with Jerah Milligan

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Blank Check Productions / Talkhouse

Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Comedy, Film Reviews

4.6 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2017

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

This week’s guest, Jerah Milligan (Comedy Central), finally completes our trifecta of co-hosts from the excellent podcast Blank Men Can’t Jump In Hollywood joining Blank Check. The topic of discussion: 2004’s stranded at the airport dramedy The Terminal. But exactly how much Stanley Tucci does a movie need? What was behind the absurd Michael Douglas cancer story? Is it clear where exactly is Krakozhia? Together, Griffin, David and Jerah examine Catherine Zeta-Jones’ career trajectory, jazz photos, Shrek 3, saltine cracker sandwiches and more. Plus, Jerah shares a personal account of being trapped in the airport and Producer Ben is hungover AF.

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0:00.0	I have a bit of bad news.
0:23.2	It seems that your country has suspended all traveling privileges on passports that have
0:26.8	been issued by your government and our state department has revoked a visa that was
0:30.2	going to allow you to enter the United States.
0:32.2	That's it in a nutshell.
0:34.1	While you were in the air, there was a military coup in your country.
0:36.5	Now most of dead members, uh, uh, dead.
0:39.1	Who is this?
0:40.1	The worst thing in the world.
0:41.1	The presidential guard.
0:42.1	They were attacked in the middle of the night.
0:43.7	They got it all on GHN.
0:44.9	They were very few civilian casualties.
0:46.6	I'm sure your family is fine.
0:48.3	Uh, but no more carcosa, new government revolution.
0:51.5	So all the flights in your country have been suspended indefinitely.
0:54.3	The new government has sealed all borders, which means your passport and visa are no longer
0:57.8	valid.
0:58.8	So currently you are a citizen of nowhere.
1:00.7	Even if we could get you new papers, we couldn't process them until the United States
1:03.9	recognizes your country's new diplomatic reclassification.
1:06.9	You don't qualify for asylum.
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