The Three Musketeers

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

It's one for all and all you can eat on this week's Junkfood Cinema! Brian and Cargill draw their swords to defend one of the best cinematic interpretations of Alexandre Dumas' The Three Musketeers. The cast is so full of youthful swagger that you may find yourselves referring to this 1993 Disney pic as Young Swords, but every single person in front and behind the camera delivers and the result is a deep-fried candy bar that somehow comes out lean. There's also so much fantastic swashbuckling here. Seriously, like all the buckles get swashed.

Did we mention Tim Curry? Oh, we'll mention Tim Curry.

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0:00.0	Let's make it awful.
0:05.0	The world is the world in the world you want.
0:14.0	The one you need.
0:17.0	This is John food cinema.
0:31.1	Hi, this is Dick Miller.
0:36.2	You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School rejects.
0:37.9	Who were these guys?
0:55.5	Tally-ho, junkie-ons.
0:59.8	Prepare thyself for another fantastic episode of junk food cinema right here on Filmscorejects.com.
1:02.0	Dot com.
1:02.8	Dot com.
1:04.8	Dot com.
1:05.7	This is the weekly cult and exploitation film cast that is so good.
1:08.7	It just has to be fattening.
1:10.3	All for one and one for
1:11.9	Olive Garden. I am Brian Salsberry. He is my co-host. He is a novelist. He's a screenwriter. He's
1:17.7	a lieutenant of Megaforce. He's the fifth Mouseketeer, C. Robert Cargill. Hi. You've been waiting
1:23.2	all day for that Olive Garden joke. I really have. You really had. Like the way that came out,
1:27.8	it's like, yeah, he was really excited about the Olive Garden joke. When you're here, you're terrible
1:32.2	at this. Yeah, I am a novelist and I'll mention right up front. I'm going to do a shameless plug
1:38.8	because you know what? It's September. I've got a book that's been out for two weeks. People are really digging it. If you
1:45.3	dig this podcast, it's the type of thing you might like. It's a post-apocalyptic robot Western.
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