Hey fellow white guys. It's about to be a new year. And there's a few things we think you could do a little bit better in 2017.

First off, it's time for white guys to apologize. On behalf of white guys, I'm sorry.

I'd recognize that America was never great for anyone who wasn't a white guy.

It's time for white people to suffer.

Come on guys, we've had it too good for too long.

Also, Blue Lives Matter isn't a thing.

Cops weren't born with blue skin, right?

I mean, yeah, They weren't born blue.

They were born racist. All of them.

Stop bragging about being woke. Stop saying woke.

F- You, Cracker. Learn what mansplaining is, and then stop doing it.

Stop telling your children that it's wrong for a man to cut his f***c off and become a woman.

We all love Beyonce.

And yeah, she's black.

So of course she cares about black issues.

I'm talking to you Fox News.

Feel free to take Kanye West, though.

You guys can happen.

You know what you did, Kanye.

Kanye West is a violent, white racist.

Nobody who has black friends says that they have black friends.

And just because you have black friends doesn't mean you're not racist.

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