Find ourselves opening night, Misty Moore, Lady Tanya, and the Seely dance fighters take the stage.

The show must go on!

You will be making death saving throws

with your performance checks.

What the fuck do we do?

Let's kill Titania.

I'll become a brown bear.

I would like to throw Stephen Sonhahm at the base.

I, Titania, command that you kneel.

You dragonball Z jumped into the air.

Titania crashes out of the sky with you on top of her.

That is a net wedding.

Oh!

Tanya has been slain.

You wear her shoes, you hold her crown and your ritual was a success.

I mean, who am I to refuse the crown when it's placed so deftly upon my head? Welcome one and all back to the un-sleeping city. My name is Brandy Mulligan. These are our intrepid heroes.

Say hi, trumpet heroes.

You gotta make the impression of 20s on your thumbs

otherwise the luck doesn't have.

I do it on my point of fingers.

Oh, no.

Because you know what that.

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