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We were attending a wedding reception at the country club my husband belongs to.

As I looked over at him across the room, he was well on his way to getting drunk, laughing

with his redneck golfing buddies who were his fraternity brothers and now businessman.

The common theme in all their appearance was that they were drunk, overweight, and successful.

They were talking too loud, leering at the bridesmaids, and making fools of themselves.

My husband is a dud as a lover and not in doubt, less than five inches hard.

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