The Wettest Stories Ever Told (S17E18)

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4.8 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This could be the most pointless Simpsons episode of all time. Just absolute filler, with the occasional laugh. It wasn't offensive, just a whole lot of nothing. Essentially, it's another trilogy episode where this time the theme is stories set out at sea.

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0:00.0	Good morning, crew.
0:04.6	Welcome to Day 718 of our voyage.
0:07.2	Today's announcements.
0:08.4	First of all, in an effort to save water,
0:10.7	you will no longer be given any water.
0:13.4	And because of a drawing of myself having romantic Congress with a Murman...
0:21.5	I am dumping all your mail from home into the sea.
0:26.8	And I can assure you there were cookies in there.
0:29.9	Good cookies.
0:30.8	The kind only a loving mother or millhouse's father could make.
0:34.3	My father's alive?
0:36.0	No, he died while baking.
0:37.2	It's all in the letter.
0:38.6	Four finger discount, dude.
1:00.3	Welcome to Four Finger Discather podcast where the second story is always the weakest.
1:03.5	This week we're here to review episode HAB F11.
1:05.3	It is the wettest stories ever told.
1:05.9	I am Dando.
1:09.6	And I am Guy, a Protestant, not a prostitute.
1:10.6	By the way, I'm not going to lie.
1:13.0	This is one of the weakest episodes ever told.
1:16.6	It was a bit soggy.
	...

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