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🗓️ 6 April 2021
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Time for another Swift Half, where we chat about the worst jobs we've ever had - like dancing in a shop window half naked (!) and what we'd be doing if we weren't actors.
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0:00.0 | Do you know what? I did quite a few normal jobs. Yeah. No idea. Well, he wouldn't say normal. |
0:15.8 | I did a couple of normal. I did one job when I danced in a job window. Oh my god. This is |
0:21.6 | amazing already gone. Oh my god. My mom was saying, you better, you need to get some pissing |
0:28.4 | work because you know, you've got to start peeing your way in and I was signing on. So I was |
0:32.4 | getting 72 pound of fortnight, right? You know, I think it's though, I was worried that someone |
0:39.5 | was going to recognize me in the queue because I've done children with a few other things. |
0:43.1 | So I'm just stood there going, have you looked forward this week? Yeah, there's nothing out there, |
0:46.7 | 72 pound of fortnight. I used to go out every Friday and Saturday and I've come on with |
0:51.4 | fish chips and peas. And I still had to, how did I not spend that 72 pound of fortnight? That's |
0:56.5 | pretty impressive. That's not anyway. In between, I was about say 16. I mean, I was just finished |
1:04.8 | with job. So there was a job in the paper and I thought, I don't want to go and get a normal job |
1:10.5 | because there's one thing I don't want. I can't go into in 95 riddled with ADHD, it's all due. |
1:15.6 | So I said, I looked in the paper and it was just dancer wanted for a short window thing, |
1:22.6 | new promotion. It was a shop called snob in the andale, so they didn't Manchester. |
1:27.4 | So I went down with a pair of cut off shorts, I made myself as some trainers and sleeve us top. |
1:32.4 | And it walked in. Wait, let me just paint this picture a second. |
1:36.6 | Well, cut off, what denim shorts, cut off denim, denim ripped shorts. Yeah, |
1:41.8 | cut off, cut off pants, cut off, hi, fine on me. There was no ass cheek showing, |
1:48.5 | it wasn't a fucking pervert. Fire or neither, I still need to know they were above the |
1:52.8 | above the knee, very thigh, very thigh, yeah. Right. So thigh cut off, thigh length, hot pants, |
1:57.7 | with denim, some trainers, some white socks and sleeve list top. Right. And I listened, |
2:03.9 | I was thinking, you've never had any issue slinging your body, have you? Listen, the problem is, |
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