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The Two Pints Podcast!

The Worst Jobs We've Ever Had | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2

The Two Pints Podcast!

Will & Ralf

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2021

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Time for another Swift Half, where we chat about the worst jobs we've ever had - like dancing in a shop window half naked (!) and what we'd be doing if we weren't actors.


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0:00.0

Do you know what? I did quite a few normal jobs. Yeah. No idea. Well, he wouldn't say normal.

0:15.8

I did a couple of normal. I did one job when I danced in a job window. Oh my god. This is

0:21.6

amazing already gone. Oh my god. My mom was saying, you better, you need to get some pissing

0:28.4

work because you know, you've got to start peeing your way in and I was signing on. So I was

0:32.4

getting 72 pound of fortnight, right? You know, I think it's though, I was worried that someone

0:39.5

was going to recognize me in the queue because I've done children with a few other things.

0:43.1

So I'm just stood there going, have you looked forward this week? Yeah, there's nothing out there,

0:46.7

72 pound of fortnight. I used to go out every Friday and Saturday and I've come on with

0:51.4

fish chips and peas. And I still had to, how did I not spend that 72 pound of fortnight? That's

0:56.5

pretty impressive. That's not anyway. In between, I was about say 16. I mean, I was just finished

1:04.8

with job. So there was a job in the paper and I thought, I don't want to go and get a normal job

1:10.5

because there's one thing I don't want. I can't go into in 95 riddled with ADHD, it's all due.

1:15.6

So I said, I looked in the paper and it was just dancer wanted for a short window thing,

1:22.6

new promotion. It was a shop called snob in the andale, so they didn't Manchester.

1:27.4

So I went down with a pair of cut off shorts, I made myself as some trainers and sleeve us top.

1:32.4

And it walked in. Wait, let me just paint this picture a second.

1:36.6

Well, cut off, what denim shorts, cut off denim, denim ripped shorts. Yeah,

1:41.8

cut off, cut off pants, cut off, hi, fine on me. There was no ass cheek showing,

1:48.5

it wasn't a fucking pervert. Fire or neither, I still need to know they were above the

1:52.8

above the knee, very thigh, very thigh, yeah. Right. So thigh cut off, thigh length, hot pants,

1:57.7

with denim, some trainers, some white socks and sleeve list top. Right. And I listened,

2:03.9

I was thinking, you've never had any issue slinging your body, have you? Listen, the problem is,

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