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Hello.

This is the Pasadena Sheriff's Department with a collect call from...

They know what they did.

Paul, why are you in jail?

In Pasadena?

It's all a big misunderstanding.

I was throwing eggs at a house,

and the officers didn't understand that the house belonged to the people

involved in the making of It it's a wonderful knife.

Man, I know you didn't like that movie, but this feels excessive.

What kind of support systems do you have in place?

Support systems? Like I'm some kind of robot?

No, no, no. I mean, people you can go to for support, like friends or family.

It's easy to forget. We don't have to solve all our problems ourselves.

I never try to do it all anymore. I ask the people in my life for their perspective and sometimes

I'll use therapy. Come on. All I did was fly across a continent, cover myself in camouflage paint

and hurl $4,000 worth of eggs at someone's house. Therapy seems unnecessary and impractical.

Therapy is exactly the thing to help you process your thoughts and emotions in order to

get an underlying issues. For example, why anyone would do any of those things. And no matter

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