From the host house, whoever you are, there's a welcome there for Ruth and Faye, Mahamadan Jose.

From the host house, whether it's work, rest or play, listen to my podcast.

It's packed full of meaty goodness. From the host house, with Alan Partridge.

There's a welcome there for straight and K, and he and she and they, from the host house.

From the host house, the Alan Partridge podcast series three.

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Howdy everybody out there. I hope you're having a fantastic day.

I've taken a couple of stabs at recording this, figuring, oh, it'll be a quick update for everybody.

And they can get back to their day and it ended up being like 10 minutes long.

So I'm just going to rattle off all the things I need to rattle off.

And you can listen to it at your leisure whenever you want.

First of all, let's talk about Theria Thon. Theria Thon is going to be on April 22nd.

April 22nd from noon eastern to midnight.

It is something we do every single year, but in case it's your first year joining us,

it's going to be live on Twitch and YouTube and anywhere you can catch it live.

We're going to kind of simulcast it to everywhere we have access to.

So hopefully you get a chance to hang out with us.

The live chat's going to be mostly on Twitch though.

If you hear little tip taps, that's Luna.

She is walking around.

She might join me on camera because she is impatient.

But that is going to be 12 full hours of us playing D&D.

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