Welcome to Recovering Gleek, a podcast for all of your complicated feelings about the TV show Glee.

Hi, I'm calling you back. Oh, she's been a bitch tonight. And by bitch, I mean this rain. No cabs, nowhere. So I had to put on the wigs and

the heels and the lashes and the ear and take the train to the club. And you know, MTA should stand

for mothers touching my ass.

So then I get to the club looking like a drowned, harassed rat, and I'm greeted not by

Miss Rose at the door, but our friend Johnny Five-O.

Yes, honey, the NYPD shut down the party.

So no fee for me and I don't even know what's the tea.

So I hope you're up, girl, because we are all coming over.

I lock the doors, a lower the blinds, a fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels

because I know exactly what we need.

Let's have a key key.

Let's have a key.

Let's have a key.

Motherbucka.

I'm going to let you have it.

Let's have a key key.

I want to have a key.

I want to have a key.

Let's have a key key.

We're going to serve and work and turn it

Ha ha, honey

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