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Moral Of The Story

“This Kid” Stole $230M, Attempts To Get a GF With Hermes Bags- Still Gets Rejected…

Moral Of The Story

Stephanie Soo

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0

It's just interesting because I think a lot of animals have specific mating calls that they do.

0:11.2

This might be my next one I'm thinking okay is it working you

0:16.8

silent is the silence a good thing or is it not a good thing I think I'm

0:22.0

you could get into it.

0:24.0

Yeah. I look like I'm about to go to the Asian supermarket like at one of those Korean night markets and I'm just selling squid on the side.

0:32.0

Did you know hooded seals are the most romantic animals

0:36.2

to exist?

0:37.2

What do you think is the biggest way

0:39.4

to do a mating call?

0:40.6

Like, you know how those birds are always

0:41.8

chirping in our backyard? And it's like time for them to mate? It's time for them to do it.

0:45.3

What do you think hooded seals do? What is a hood is seal? It's seals with hood. It's me.

0:51.9

Okay, male hooded seals seals they have these very large pink balloon like

0:56.4

balls sacks on their face blush flesh pink and they will just inflate it to look like little balls on their face

1:05.6

to intimidate the other male rivals.

1:08.2

Because the more blushy you are, the more moodang you are, and the more you're going to get loved.

1:13.8

And then once all the males gather

1:16.2

with their puffed up faceball sacks,

1:18.8

they start engaging in physical warfare.

1:21.8

It's winner takes all mentality. The winner gets to mate.

1:25.9

male birds of paradise. They're also fascinating maters. Listen, I went down a rabbit

1:30.8

hole of how people mate. They will start dancing. Oh no hole of how people mate they will start dancing.

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