THURS PT 2: Charlie is taking Ozempic and barfing all the time

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 878 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Charlie is taking Ozempic and barfing all the time. Rover has been tracking his weight for five years. How much will the stranded astronauts get paid? Rover noticed Krystle has a ton of gray hair. People are blaming Aubrey Plaza for her late husband's death.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Still trying to settle the age old debate of what's bigger?
0:05.0	Crystal's rack or Rover's ego?
0:08.0	Hey Crystal, show us your...
0:11.0	It's Rover's Morning Glory.
0:13.0	The Shizzy is coming up in just a moment.
0:19.0	The news. What do you have on the way, doji?
0:21.5	Rover loves his ice cream.
0:23.0	I'm going to tell him why he's going to be able to get some free ice cream today.
0:26.3	Also, where do you think the happiest place on Earth is?
0:31.5	What country?
0:33.2	Oh, all right.
0:34.9	Happyest place.
0:36.1	Yeah.
0:36.3	It's always in Scandinavia for some reason.
0:39.3	I'm not sure why, because it's always so cold and snowy and rainy, and it just seems like it would be miserable.
0:45.0	But for whatever reason, they're happy there.
0:47.9	I'll tell you where you should be going next.
0:50.6	All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
0:53.2	The most disturbing, we were talking about
0:55.3	that kid in Connecticut. It had been locked in his room since 2004. And 68 pounds. He's 32 years old
1:04.5	now, 68 pounds, had to pee into a bottle, put it out the window, was not allowed to eat,
1:10.6	only allowed out for 15 minutes a day.
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in -6 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.