Hi, my name is Tiffany Haddish.

And I feel amazing about being Conan's friend.

Follows me here now, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking limbs, climb the fence, books and pens.

I can tell that we are gonna be friends.

I can tell that we are gonna be friends.

Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend.

The podcast where I, Conan, well I'm part of a never-ending quest to find real friends, make connections in a world that I think's gone quite insane.

I'm joined today, as always, Mr. Matt Gourley.

Hi, Captain.

Yep, thank you, sir.

And of course, on this voyage, because Sona had to depart the ship temporarily in order to have children in the lifeboat and raise them for a while.

And I hope come back, which she will.

I don't know why we're going with the boat analogy still.

But we have one of the deck hands, who swabs the deck.

Always a chip or smile in his face has been brought up from the very bowels of the ship, covered in certain grime, to take the place of the temporarily absent Sona,

whose birth to twins, Mikey and Charlie, in a boat.

We lowered into the sea.

I think she couldn't have had the twins on our boat. But again, this is my fault. I took the analogy way, way too far.

We don't even know what boat she's on now.

She's in a small boat.

We put her out to sea, and then she will row back once the children have...

Wait, we put her in a boat, and a little dingy.

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