Time Cop LIVE! W/ Nick Kroll (HDTGM Matinee)

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4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Nick Kroll (Oh, Hello on Broadway, The House) returns to join Paul, June, and Jason to discuss the 1994 Jean-Claude Van Damme movie Timecop. Recorded live from Austin, Texas, they cover JCVD’s grief mullet, actor/activist Ron Silver’s nut work, the confusing time travel, and much more. (Originally released 7/7/17)

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0:00.0	It's a 1994 time travel movie that manages to spend most of its time in the year 1994.
0:07.0	We saw Time Cop, so you know what that means.
0:12.0	Now it's time for...
0:16.0	Dreaming!
0:18.0	How this?
0:19.0	Swastonnaker Grove baby in his belly, rock a rindstone vest while whipping just into Kelly. Madh
0:23.6	Wattis.
0:24.6	Ornaker Grove baby in his belly,
0:25.6	or maybe see a burles show with Nick Crowe
0:26.6	and take a boat with speed who hitting cruise control.
0:29.6	J. Man, Big Paul in the beautiful June,
0:31.6	gonna take you from the goob all the way to the room.
0:34.6	Ranned against the street fire that helped to blow off steam.
0:37.8	Just a sucker punch the odd life of Timothy Green.
0:40.3	Shock needle to bird demic.
0:41.8	How we stand a lot.
0:43.0	They call it in the badass and he's on the line.
0:45.8	Cranking 88 minutes because they cool as ice.
0:48.4	Because a bad Jim, Varnie looking kind and nice.
0:51.1	Paul and June getting literal.
0:52.6	Jason is getting laid.
0:54.1	June is making sure all the monkey shots getting paid.
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