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Good evening everybody, we're back after our little hiatus. It's been a hell of a two weeks.

Actually we recorded this beforehand, so for you it's been a couple weeks.

For us it hasn't been that much time at all, but after tonight we are going to be together in person recording, even though you'll get an episode next week. Isn't that weird? How that all works?

Anywho, I'm drinking a beer tonight, that's what it looks like, right?

Try just drinking a beer out of your little treehouse glass, let me take a sip of this.

Wait, Troy, how can that be so delicious even though it's non-alcoholic? You guys heard about athletic brewing company? They're not a sponsor, although I'm not that.

I'm going to give them free. I've just made up for you, so I've been realizing I should have been making a fake.

I'm going to give them free ads anyways. So I'm a big booze bag. No, I like having a couple beers, but when you get to 43,

I don't know if anybody ever told you this, 43 is the age where you just gain weight every single day even if you're fasting.

So you can't drink as much beers as you used to, but I like having a couple pops. Well, I got turned on to this after watching something on Good Morning, I'm not Good Morning, but today's show.

It's the today's show and I started getting these and let me tell you something. This one's only 60 calories, right? 60 calories, so you can drink like 10 of them.

And then taste just like a real IPA. So I think you should give it a try. They're blowing up. They're blowing up for T-totalers, pregnant women, people to just like want to hang out and have the brewery experience, but don't like a beer or don't like to drink.

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Have you never had a non-alcoholic beer before? I have. I have. I have had O- I've had O-doubles. I've had a Heineken Zero. They're fine. They're great.

I get it from my dad whenever he comes. He likes a non-alcoholic beer, but I- is not my- my- my go-to, but I'm trying to cut back and this really- for me it's all about flavor.

The second- the- the last child falls asleep in my house. You just see her that. S-clean. I have to like- I can't do that, but my- like like I just have Lovian response once I know I come downstairs after the second little guys asleep and it's like, well, time for a beer. And it just can't do it.

You have a couple IPAs. That's 500 calories. Easy. A good IPA. This is 60 calories and it- the thing is it tastes like an IPA. So for me, I'm getting that it's a flight- the flavor need is- is what it is.

Well, do you understand this need for flavor? Sorry, I'm yelling. Yeah, I'm a sucker for flavor. You know, I love flavors, baby. I don't know. For me, I think the thing I drink to excess is coffee. Like I- peak peak of like pandemic shutdown. I was just tracking time by like, it's the coffee hours and it's the booze hours.

I'm like, it's for peak. But I've- I've started to incorporate a little bit of D-caf into my routine because I like to- I like to segment it throughout the day. And if I- the problem with me is like I'm one of those people who can drink a cup of coffee and go to sleep right afterwards. So I could have a cup of coffee at like eight o'clock at night. But it probably wouldn't be the best for, you know, the old GI track.

So, um, I- so yeah, if it's- if it could to be around this time of day, then, you know, I'll make myself up a little custom made a half-caf with some of the many pounds I have from a- go get him tiger, a great local roastery right here in beautiful Los Angeles, California dark.

Look at this guy. He knows he's got a local roastery and everything. Let me ask you this. Are you drinking the coffee because you're like, I need to pick me up or is it about a-

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