Tin Foil Hats For Kate Middleton
Stassi
PodcastOne
4.4 • 15K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2024
⏱️ 102 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
On this extra long episode, Stassi and Lo French dive into the topic that's taken over the world - the Katespiracy - where the eff is Kate Middleton?! Why is Prince William using his solo monogram and only visiting her in the hospital once? Was she rushed out of Sandringham in an ambulance? Why hasn't she shown any signs of life other than weird (faked?) paparazzi shots? Stassi and Lo go through a timeline of events starting from last September that lead them to think that what the palace is publicly saying isn't quite the full truth. They also dissect all the theories that are floating around - including that she's a contestant on the Masked Singer. From Thomas Kingston's mysterious death to Rose Hanbury's recent profile and all the affair allegations in between, Stassi and Lo leave no stone left unturned.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | All right, I'm going to keep this simple. |
| 0:03.0 | Welcome back to Straight Up with Stasi. |
| 0:06.0 | I'm Stasi Schroeder-Clark. |
| 0:08.0 | Let's do this. You guys this is this is serious okay this is the time in the month this is the week of the month when I'm supposed to do my poured out episode |
| 0:26.0 | where I give unhinged advice, you know, answer y'all's questions and hear your stories and |
| 0:32.1 | tell you what I would do in a certain situation whether it's right or wrong. |
| 0:36.3 | But I could not do that this week. |
| 0:39.8 | No, this is a crisis. |
| 0:41.3 | There is a crisis. It feels as big as COVID. The way it's taking over my life, I |
| 0:48.9 | texted Lowe this morning, because we were going to do a pour it out episode together and I said |
| 0:56.2 | what do you think about scrapping pour it out and just really deep diving into |
| 1:01.5 | where the fuck Kate Middleton is. |
| 1:03.7 | Yeah, and since it's all I've been thinking about and texting my friends about and |
| 1:07.2 | researching and everything I was like yes. |
| 1:09.2 | I can't have a conversation with anyone without bringing it up yesterday. I had to literally |
| 1:15.0 | explain the whole thing to Bow just so that I could talk to him about normal things |
| 1:19.2 | also because I needed him to understand what I was going through. Right. |
| 1:22.8 | I was calling and texting Rob, his best friend, |
| 1:25.4 | because he's really into the royal family. |
| 1:26.7 | So I was like, look, Rob, Rob might be able to explain it to you |
| 1:30.7 | in words that you understand and make you care. |
| 1:32.5 | Like I'm, it's the way it's taken over my life |
... |
Transcript will be available on the free plan in -377 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from PodcastOne, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of PodcastOne and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.