TMS 2385: Herd of Freaky Turkeys

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2022

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Give me the uterus, i'll give you the deck! My Haterade brings all the trolls to the yard. You know, the Never Ending Story flying dog thing. How many fallopian tubes do YOU have? Going out on a high note with Milli Vanilli. Stevia. I barely knew her. Brian is healthier without his Soul. What's a phone book? It's not a good segue if you need to explain it. Tears Are The New Handshake. They Kept Saying Yuh-Rine-Al. Uteruses can't use Mac products. Stevia Nicks is my favorite Mac. Girl Pee with Amy. Adopting Ope with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, give me the uterus, I'll give you the deck.
0:04.0	My hater aid brings all the trolls to the yard.
0:06.3	You know, the never-ending story-flying dog thing.
0:09.1	How many Philippian tubes do you have?
0:11.6	Going out on a high note with Millie Vanilli.
0:14.3	Stevia, I barely knew her.
0:16.2	Brian is healthier without his soul.
0:18.5	What's a phone book?
0:19.3	It's not a good segue if you need to explain it.
0:22.0	Tears are the new handshake.
0:23.9	They kept saying, you're Rhino.
0:26.3	Uteruses can't use Mac products.
0:28.4	Stevia next is my favorite Mac.
0:30.4	Girlpey with Amy.
0:31.8	Adopting OP with Wendy and Moore on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:36.4	What time is it?
0:37.2	There is no time in space.
0:39.8	This is to say there is no chronology that can be calibrated.
0:44.2	I said, what time is it?
0:45.2	What time is it on Earth can you tell me that without an exercise
0:47.5	in Euclidean geometry?
0:49.5	Just tell me what time it is on Earth.
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