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The Morning Stream

TMS 2388: Rise Revolt Repeat

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2022

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Eating Mustard Every Day. The Short Answer? It's Bullshit. Marie Osmond Squirted Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory. Friends that Lick Poles. Yeet out the commercials. I'm allergic to tentacles. You're right handed, left? They give off the stench of niceness. I thought Fargo Won, no? The Academy of Brian Dunaway.just a lil' bit of torture. A drawing I did of my own HAND. Bring me all the raw with my Ma and Pa. Recursive Logic Loop With Tom. Zillow Goes Wild with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

How have they done enough?

0:01.6

Can they pull it out the bag?

0:03.6

Does the ref have a clue?

0:05.6

When you're shouting at the screen, blow your whistle!

0:10.6

There's no feeling like live TV.

0:13.6

However you watch, a TV licence is your must-have pass

0:17.6

to over 400 live TV channels.

0:19.6

And it also funds the BBC, such TV licence.

0:22.8

Coming up on TMS, eating mustard every day.

0:26.4

The short answer?

0:28.4

It's bullshit.

0:29.4

Marie Osman squirted colonel mustard in the conservatory.

0:32.4

Friends that lick poles.

0:34.4

Seat out the commercials.

0:36.4

I'm allergic to tentacles.

0:38.4

You're right-handed, left.

0:40.4

They give off the stench of niceness.

0:42.4

I thought Fargo won, no?

0:44.4

The academy of Brian Dunnelly.

0:46.4

Just a little bit of torture.

0:48.4

A drawing I did of my own hand!

0:50.4

Bring me all the raw with my mom, Pa.

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