TMS 2392: Meth on the Cob

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2022

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Only murders in the dungeon. Who Goes Out To Get A Salad?Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right. Self Driving in the middle with you. Stupid Giant Fruit-Loop. KFC stands for Kill for Corn. Try Food Poisoning At Least Once. Is Laurie a Male Name? Flannel-Clad Schmoes. Bobby Franken-Subtitute. Peepoo are Human Beans. Empty Cavities with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, only murders in the dungeon.
0:02.8	Who goes out to get a salad?
0:04.4	Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
0:06.6	self-driving in the middle with you.
0:08.9	Stupid giant fruit loop.
0:10.8	KFC stands for Kill the Corn.
0:12.9	Try food poisoning at least one.
0:14.8	Is Laurie a male name?
0:16.5	Flannel-clad-schmose.
0:18.2	Bobby Franken-substitute.
0:20.2	Peepoo are human beans.
0:23.4	Glad you got that one.
0:24.3	Empty cavities with Amy and Moore.
0:26.4	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:28.8	Are you trying to say something?
0:29.9	I never try anything.
0:31.7	I just do it.
0:33.2	Like, I don't beat clocks.
0:35.3	Just people want to try me.
0:37.7	No food or drink allowed on the tour.
0:49.8	The Morning Stream.
0:51.3	Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?
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