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The Morning Stream

TMS 2394: Thanos Ginger Snap

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Demon Anus Breath. An LCD trip. Meat con carnage. Did You Ever Read About the Frog Who Wanted Pants? And Then He Got Some. Cop a Feel of That Onion. The Morning Sciatica. 8 maids a cleaning up bird shit. Yes, The Band! I Mean Yes, Not The Band. Or the Exclamation. You no take Candle in the Winf. Just one inflatable. Hold my Grinch. It's Clitoritor! Take Me Seriously! Deedly Doo! The Art of 1/3 of the Noise. Ginned up prank caller, I'm listening. Lego my Parts with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to Meditation Mindset. Time spent alone is the most important.

0:06.0

Sir, okay, are you still in the bath?

0:08.0

Yes, I'm listening to my podcast.

0:10.0

Can I come in?

0:12.0

No, no, no!

0:13.0

Oh, just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes.

0:16.0

What?

0:17.0

Whoa!

0:18.0

Come on, we're gonna fall for you.

0:22.0

I'm still not looking.

0:24.0

And I'm not listening to my podcast.

0:26.0

Don't warm-bat it.

0:28.0

Yeah, hot it.

0:29.0

Simples, huh?

0:30.0

Coming up on TMS, demon anus breath.

0:33.0

An LSD trip.

0:34.0

Meet con carnage.

0:36.0

Did you ever read about the frog who wanted pans?

0:39.0

And then he got some...

0:41.0

Nice copper feel of that onion.

0:43.0

The morning sciatica.

0:44.0

Eight maids at cleaning up, bird shit.

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