TMS 2396: Resting trucker hat

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2022

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Brian Bends the Knee. When One Door Closes a Door Becomes a Window. Ooooh the Uterus is done!The Sauce of the Monkey. Cysticles. Concentrated Boob Sweat. Between a Rock and a Dwayne Place. Freezing Aliens! Prove it, You CAN'T! I'm dreaming of a weird Christmas. I don't like Pun-da-treeeeeeeeee. 11 and -11 are close enough. Obviously it's aliens. Ship Before You Remove. Gamer Grandpa Bathwater. One Testicle Too Many with Amy. Therapy Thursday with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey guys, it's Mimi Webb, I'm the new brand ambassador for Maybelline. Make up your
0:06.0	mix with the glow-up playlist and shuffle your looks with my favorite Maybelline products.
0:11.2	The new Colotetu eyeshadow sticks only at SuperDug.
0:15.2	Coming up on TMS, Brian bends the knee.
0:18.2	When one door closes, a door becomes a window.
0:21.0	Ooh, the uterus is done.
0:23.1	The sauce of the monkey.
0:24.5	Sisticles.
0:25.5	Concentrated boob sweat.
0:27.1	Queen of rock and a deweyne place.
0:29.1	Freezing aliens, prove it, you can't.
0:31.6	I'm dreaming of a weird Christmas.
0:36.2	I don't like pun-de-tree.
0:39.6	Eleven and negative eleven are close enough.
0:42.3	Obviously it's aliens.
0:43.8	Ship before you remove.
0:45.7	Gamer, grandpa, bathwater.
0:47.3	One testicle, too many with Amy.
0:49.0	There'll be Thursday with Wendy and more.
0:51.0	On this episode of The Morning's Dream.
0:54.0	You see? You see?
0:55.7	Your stupid minds.
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