TMS 2400: Egg Nog Zero

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

I enjoy large rear ends, I can't falsify that fact. Don't you see my five stars?! Dollar Stores Anchored by Spirit Halloweens. Making Thickened Liquid Great Again. Father of the Year 2 hours in. I will call in my cover favor. It's An 'OK' From Paul Hollywood. Lyft: moving at the speed of the DMV. Twas the testicle work what killed him! Fat Bottomed Ants you make the rockin world go round. Free Coke at the Crack Shack. Star Trek As Hell. My son called after the ball dropped. The Chicken is Red, Chickens Aren't Supposed to be Red. Giving People the Bird with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Pepsi Max.
0:05.0	Why are you not drinking Pepsi Max from Bastiq's side eye?
0:08.6	Stats don't lie, my guy.
0:10.3	If 70% of the UK prefers to taste the Pepsi Max, you probs prefer Pepsi Max.
0:15.7	Thursday for more?
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0:22.3	UK blind tastes test of over 34,000 people versus UK's biggest selling full sugar cola.
0:26.6	The verification goes to Pepsi.co.uk forward slash FAQ.
0:30.2	Coming up on TMS, I enjoy large rear ends.
0:33.2	I can't falsify that fact.
0:35.2	Don't you see my five stars?
0:37.0	Dollar stores anchored by spirit Halloween's.
0:39.8	Making thick and liquid grade again.
0:41.9	Father of the year, two hours in.
0:44.0	I will call in my cover favor.
0:46.6	It's an okay from Paul Hollywood.
0:48.4	Lift, moving at the speed of the DMV.
0:51.2	Toys the testicle, work that killed him.
0:53.8	Fat bottom dance, you make the rockin' world go round.
0:58.0	Free Coke and the crackshack.
0:59.9	Star Trek is hell.
1:01.5	My son called after the ball drop.
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