TMS 2786: Recliney Bike

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Minigolfers Assemble. I'm the king of the Swingers all, the golfing VIP. He's not the Floyd the Barber we deserve, but he's the Floyd the Barber we get. Rest Stop Dominance. No country for tall old people. We Are All Chode Butter. Eating Two or Three Sleeves. New Fangled Touch-Tone Telephones. 28 Jackals Later. I Don't Like Dead Sean Beeeeeeeeeean. Ignoramus? wasn't his dad in Ghostbusters? No one wants to watch M Bison play Team Fortress. I Took An Anchor to the Face. There's a New App For That with Tom. De-Karen the Paragraph with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:45.4	Coming up on the morning stream, many golfers assemble.
0:48.4	I'm the king of the swingers all the golfing VIP.
0:51.7	He's not the Floyd the Barber we deserve, but he's the Floyd the barber we get.
0:55.8	Rest stop dominance. No country for tall old people. We are all chode butter. Eating two or three
1:01.7	sleeves. Newfangled touchtone telephones. 28 jackals later. I don't like dead Sean Bean. Ignoramus, wasn't his dad in Ghostbusters?
1:12.7	No one wants to watch M. Bison play Team Fortress.
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