TMS 2788: Ignore a Moose

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Nipple Clips! Gandalf the High. Eye-Rony. Does my Tuesday make me look Fat? The Trivia Must Flow! Big Long Bongers. Second Floyd. BSGs: Bland, Seasonless Grits. No Cracker All Barrell. Robocop Sanders. TMS sponsored by KFC now in Texas. You Had Me at Fish Piss. Freeze Frame Ending. I like green faireeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Dragons and Bastards with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Does a chicken even know what a nugget is?
0:02.3	Do cows see milk in a bowl of cereal and wonder what the hell is going on?
0:06.5	Well, we have no idea.
0:07.9	But we do know this.
0:09.2	You can support this show at patreon.com slash TMS right now.
0:13.4	Coming up on the morning stream, nipple clips.
0:15.9	Gandalf the high.
0:17.3	Irony.
0:18.0	Does my Tuesday make me look fat?
0:20.1	The trivia must flow. Big long bongers. Second Floyd. Does my Tuesday make me look fat? The trivia must flow.
0:21.9	Big long bongers.
0:23.8	Second Floyd.
0:24.7	BSGs.
0:25.7	Bland, seasonless grits.
0:27.6	No cracker.
0:28.4	All barrel.
0:29.3	Robocop Sanders.
0:30.9	TMS, sponsored by KFC, now in Texas.
0:33.8	You had me at fish piss.
0:35.4	Freeze frame ending.
0:36.3	I don't like green fair.
0:38.3	Reef!
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