TMS 2793: Scraping Virginia

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Hurts More Than the Yank. One pull per nostril. You Get NO Ooga, NO Chaka & NO Lt Yar! Yank It Out Wax Deal. Froggy Peen. A Moment Of Silence For Clare. Getting the Light at both ends. It's Neither A Pap Nor A Smear... DISCUSS! Men are wusses, women are awesome. The moment I said COW! Manipulabubble. Can't talk, more coffee. In the name of 2025. Yank it and be done the first time! LEAVE RICK ASTLEY ALONE and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	If you listen very carefully, you can hear a tiny bird three states away sing its song of retribution and sorrow.
0:06.9	That might be because Tweety there didn't sign up at patreon.com slash TMS like you can right now.
0:14.4	Tweet, tweet, tweet.
0:15.2	Coming up on the morning stream hurts more than the yank.
0:17.8	One pull per nostril.
0:19.2	You'll get no Uga, no chaka, and no lieutenant y'ar.
0:24.1	Yank it out, wax deal.
0:25.5	Froggy Pee.
0:26.4	A moment of silence for Claire.
0:28.3	Getting the light at both ends.
0:29.9	It's neither a pap nor a smear.
0:31.9	Discuss.
0:32.8	Men are wusses.
0:33.8	Women are awesome.
0:34.8	The moment I said cow.
0:36.7	Manipulable.
0:37.6	Can't talk.
0:38.1	More coffee.
0:38.7	In the name of 2025.
0:41.2	Yank it and be done the first time.
0:43.7	Leave Rick Astley alone.
0:46.6	And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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