TMS 2804: Nice Deposit

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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I Don't Like Recycled Peeeeeeeeee. Fart, The Enema of the State. The Incredible Hulk with 2 big things. She Found a Dude in There! You wouldn't butter me up when I'm angry. Anyway, Back To The Internet. We don't need a DC Hero. Carter will cut a bitch! Let Me Take These, With Peace and Love. Why the Junk? Hate Both the Pomp and the Circumstance. John Lambo vs Fred Ferrari. You won't get much latitude with attitude. Tornadoes Every 3-4 inches. Don't Troll Dunaway and and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Eddie Hawkins has just been released from 10 years of prison and is planning to spend the rest of his life honestly.
0:06.8	But then the crazy Mayflower couple blackmail him to steal some of the works of Leonardo da Vinci.
0:12.8	If he refuses, they threaten to kill his friend Tommy.
0:16.1	The only way to stop this madness is to sign up for the TMS Patreon at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:22.0	Coming up on the morning stream, I don't like recycled pee.
0:26.8	Fart! The Enema of the State.
0:29.0	The Incredible Hulk with two big things.
0:31.2	She found a dude in there.
0:33.0	You wouldn't butter me up when I'm angry.
0:34.8	Anyway, back to the internet.
0:36.3	We don't need a DC hero.
0:39.7	Carter will cut a bitch. Let me take these with peace and love. Why the junk?
0:44.7	Hate both the pomp and the circumstance. John Lambo versus Fred Ferrari. You won't get much
0:49.5	latitude with attitude. Tornadoes every three to four inches. Don't troll Dunaway, and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:58.8	You know, there are only two things more beautiful than a good gun.
1:01.8	Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere.
1:04.3	You ever had a good Swiss watch?
1:05.9	Doesn't anybody in this town like to swing?
1:08.0	D.
1:10.4	M. S. D. in this town like to swing?
1:18.4	The morning Two weeks.
1:20.9	There's no such thing as two weeks in the news business.
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