TMS 2815: Aunt Market

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Oops! All Preshow. We All Like Freebeeeeeeeees. Say Hi To Matthew. Boats full of Seamen. Bording Pass for the D. Nothing beats a grandkids letter. It chokes on anything thicker. The money saving tips Vegas doesn't want you to know! Go, Sperm Racer, Go! Tetris Packer. Missing chat to go have fun. Overly Fonda. Goin' to the D! Egg Sauce. Panoramic Shane and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	A lonely fig clung to the highest branch, dreaming of adventure, until a curious crow plucked it
0:06.6	away and dropped it into a poet's open palm. What did he do? Well, he ate the thing and then went to
0:12.5	Patreon.com slash TMS to register his support for his favorite morning show podcast. Coming up
0:19.5	on the morning stream, oops, all pre-show.
0:21.6	We all like free bees.
0:24.5	Say hi to Matthew.
0:25.7	Boats full of semen.
0:27.2	Boarding pass for the D.
0:28.9	Nothing beats a grandkids letter.
0:30.8	It chokes on anything's thicker.
0:32.8	The money saving tips Vegas doesn't want you to know.
0:36.4	Go sperm racer, go. Tetris Packer.
0:39.9	Missing chat to go have fun.
0:41.6	Overly fond.
0:42.8	Go into the deep.
0:43.9	Egg sauce.
0:44.8	Panoramic, Shane, and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:49.5	Otis, do you need underwear?
0:51.2	Yes, underwear.
0:52.7	I bet you've never seen an underwear tree.
0:55.2	Isaiah and I have lots of good underwear at home.
0:57.7	We keep outgrowing it.
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in 25 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Scott Johnson, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Scott Johnson and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.