Toilet Water Waddle

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:29.4	Hey, we're going back on tour. We're going to be in Rochester, New York.
0:36.6	Yeah, then we go to Cleveland, Ohio. Then we're in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Two shows.
0:40.8	First show is sold out. The second one still needs some people out there in
0:45.2	Pittsburgh. Let's go September 16th. Boston, Massachusetts.
0:48.2	And we play Boston. You know what we are in Boston? Do we're at the green
0:50.8	monster in Boston? We're at Fenway, Shocks play. Then we go to DC. Our
0:55.7	founding fathers would love us there. Love it. Then where do we go? Denver, Colorado, your hometown.
1:01.3	Yeah, no, I'm not from there. I'm from Chicago. You love Denver. You love it.
1:04.5	Then we're in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. And then we're in my hometown Chicago, Illinois.
1:08.9	Where the creature live. That's right. In Chicago, theaters, you can come smack you.
1:11.9	And then Minneapolis, Minnesota. Yes, she is. I'm going to give her a hug.
1:15.0	And we finish it off in Madison, Wisconsin. Minneapolis and Madison, Wisconsin.
1:17.9	You should go to badfriendspod.com for those tickets. Where?
1:21.2	At badfriends.com. Badfriendspod.com. Badfriendspod.com.
1:26.3	You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots.
1:29.4	Oh my god. I'm an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
1:34.5	Oh, you two are something bad friends.
1:38.1	Never going to get it. Never going to get it. Never going to get it.
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