Tom and Bert Made Their Dads FURIOUS | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0	100% up to
0:05.0	Welcome to another episode of Two Bears One Cave real quick this weekend. I will be in Cleveland, Buffalo, and Toronto, Canada.
0:13.8	Is this how we're starting the show now?
0:15.4	Why not?
0:16.3	I'm on the road.
0:16.8	I got that.
0:17.8	I'm in Las Vegas, September 27th and 28th
0:19.7	that Resorts World Theater.
0:21.0	I kind of like it, Tom.
0:22.2	Well, yeah, I I mean that's this
0:23.0	weekend too. What's the point of having a podcast if we're not promoting our
0:25.2	fucking tour dates? This is not that fucking crazy. Okay keep going keep going keep
0:29.8	going. We have shows this weekend and then the following weekend. I'll be in Columbus, Detroit and Grand Rapids, Tom Securo.com
0:36.8	slash tour. What's the name of your tour? Come on my stomach or something? It's come on my stomach. Loads have come.
0:42.0	Loads of com. Loads of cum.
0:43.0	And, yeah, I know. I'm so sad because there's two coms in a row.
0:48.0	I'm going to have to not name the next one anything cum related.
0:52.0	It's really bad.
0:53.3	Ali Wong's got a new special and I love the name.
0:57.3	What is it?
0:58.3	Single lady.
0:59.3	Is it out now?
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