When I invited you here, I thought I made myself perfectly clear.

When you're a guest in my home You gotta come to me empty-handed

I said no gifts

Your presence is presents enough

And I already had too much stuff

So how do you dare disobey me?

Hello, it's Bridger.

I don't feel comfortable letting you listen to the rest of the episode yet.

I know you just listen to the theme song.

I don't care.

I have a big announcement.

I've got big news.

The podcast is now on Patreon.

Patreon.com slash I said no gifts.

What does this mean?

Well, it means that the show here, as you're listening, will continue as usual weekly.

But if you subscribe on patreon

you'll be getting two bonus extra exclusive episodes a month full length delicious a nice way to

supplement your listening diet and as well as you know other little perks i can't stand the word

perks i don't use it lightly but that's essentially what you'll be getting along with these exclusive episodes.

Little things and fun, you know, extras. You'll have to go to Patreon to actually see what those are. I'm not going to describe them here, but they are terrific. And there will probably be other things. You really never know what I'm going to cook up next. There's really no telling what I'll do.

This is a great way to support the podcast. I know you're haunted by this. Every night you go to bed

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