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The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, buglers, and welcome to issue 4,330 of the bugle, the audio newspaper for a visual world,

that simply won't go away, or won't stay away. That's the audio newspaper rather than the world that simply won't go away or won't stay away.

That's the audio newspaper rather than the world, which also won't go away.

I mean, we go away for about a week at a time, I guess.

Well, generally, we come crawling back, begging for forgiveness after one or sometimes two or in the summer.

I don't think I've started this show very positively.

Welcome to issue 4,330, take two of the bugle, the world's coolest guide to fashion and Roma.

No, no. This is the

bugle. I'm Andy Zaltzman and joining me to smear the still-war men trails of another

week's news into our own faces, and guess what the future holds,

based on the noises we then make? It's a man who, yet

again, has turned down the offer of millions of

dirty dollars to join the Saudi-backed

LIV golf tour.

Just to talk to you, Buglers.

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