I'm Mike, I'm known as boats. I'm afraid to say I've been away twice.

Rob 33 from Southwest London. I, unlike boats, I learned my lesson. I've only done one's

doing it. I am Claire, I've not been inside. Well, I've spent many days inside

but no nights inside custody. I've been a prison lawyer for over 10 years now.

You don't get told anything, so you get put in a cell and you don't know when your

next coming out, you don't know what's happening.

I didn't have a clue what was going on.

What's it come to?

I'm sat in a prison cell with shit up the walls, counting out

own-brand hobnobbs. It's not a holiday camp. Well that became pretty

fucking apparent quite quickly, yeah. People asked me did I get raped or did anyone

get raped? To for I saw it in

in Rochester where me and Rob were. Describe the effects of what Spicer's doing

to people? Somewhere between asleep and fitting and having a heart attack so

yeah it's actually quite scary to see it.

When the World Cup football on, it was like being down the local pub.

I mean, we used to joke about it.

There was one cell we used to call the stagge inn.

I've heard of people fitting up iPhone fives.

There was. iPhone fives that quite wide and long

that's fucked I shared a cell in one of the prisons with a guy who was

actively selling it he went into the toilet for 45 minutes, came back out with three like essentially condoms

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