Tres Conkers

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who sued company for not getting her a farewell card finds out they did get her one but no one signed it, a man may have died without knowing he had three penises, steel nut scandal rocks World Conker Championship and hackers take over robot vacuums to chase pets around! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:04.0	Eddie, my own has found us.
0:07.0	We have something he needs.
0:18.0	This world can't survive if you stay together.
0:21.0	We may not make it out of this alive, buddy.
0:25.0	Venom, The Last Dance.
0:28.0	Don't miss the epic conclusion.
0:31.0	Only in Cinemas, October 25th.
0:34.0	But tickets now.
0:36.0	The new 5-pound meal deal deal from McDonald's.
0:39.0	Get a cheeseburger, or Mayo Chicken,
0:41.0	medium fries, four McNuggets, and a Medium Soft Drink,
0:44.0	But guess what? That's right? Five pounds!
0:47.0	Not called the Five Pound Mill Deal for Nothing.
0:50.0	From 11 a.m. not available on delivery.
0:53.0	Carbonated soft drink upgrade fees apply, participating restaurants subjects of availability.
0:56.5	Scotty, you ready?
0:57.5	Ooh, you know I was born ready, born ready to laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.
1:03.2	Woman who sued company for not giving her a farewell card
1:07.7	finds out they did buy a card but almost no one signed it.
1:12.1	Ooo! almost no one signed it. Ooh.
1:15.0	I see what's going on there.
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